Caught by a dumb inflatable

[[[Image from GaryF’s Renderosity. See extremely high-brow free comic]]]

The interesting thing about inflatables is they appear to be large and impressive, but when they do finally pop, it turns out they were just flabby plastic, full of air. So weird.

 

Deep breath …

  • “We’re sick of experts!!!” **blow**
  • “They’re taking our jobs!”  **blow**
  • “I beat China all the time. All the time.” **blow**
  • “We don’t need diversity!” **blow**
  • “We’re taking back control!” **blow**
  • “We’re rounding ’em up in a very humane way, a very nice way.” **blow**

And then, before you know it, nobody can move.

 

But it’s all …

… just …

… air.

📌

3 thoughts on “Caught by a dumb inflatable

  1. Yes, he’s one big bag of gas, that’s for certain. The sad part is that so many (supporters, newsy types, detractors, opponents) are all too willing to give his gaseous rantings air time, which is what he wants so much, after all.

    Reminds me of a very old joke about a big Texan who everyone knew was so full of shit, that when it came time to bury him, he could fit in a shoebox.

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