Ooohff! Right in the … chest cavity?

Always entertaining, making these comics. The render above is just a lighting test really, it isn’t going to make it into the comic. But I thought I’d blog it up because, as mentioned in the previous post, you get some random cross-section, and bam! Quite the eye-waterer.

When you’ve been humping your fictional 3d Ken and Barbie characters together for some time, using absurdly huge dongers, and you check out the wireframe, and hey presto …

… wait for it …

 

… I mean. Oohf.

It’s a work of fiction so it doesn’t really matter, but still. I think if the penis reaches up actually in to the rib cage, there may be some physiological issues that … oh wait, nope … nope, it’s fine. I forgot; Ethealdorians have physiology that enables the … the, uh … armageddonger …

Carry on. How are the rest of you? You Americans still have any meaningful ability to vote on things still, or has that gone as well? Just kidding. It’ll all be fine. Just like Brexit was 😬*

Anyway dongers, right?!

Is it Armageddonger, or Armagedonger? Important question. Wait … dongergeddon?

 

*For the uninitiated: Brexit was always sold as a great idea with tons of benefits, and everyone who voted for it swore blind we’d “all see” in the long run. Well, the long run has come and gone, and HUGE SHOCK; Brexit sucked balls in every conceivable way. Interestingly, it made the UK substantially weaker and more disconnected juuuuust ahead of Russia invading Ukraine! It’s almost as if oligarch/billionaire -fueled media is not a great idea. Weird.

18 thoughts on “Ooohff! Right in the … chest cavity?

    1. I’m inclined to agree. Tempting to use it as a comic title tbh, except the comic’s not really about that. Hmm

    1. Yeah, could it be because of the clear erosion of democracy and the constant demand for totalitarian powers, making the place unliveable for anyone who’s not white and straight, and utterly ruining America’s (already shaky, sorry) global reputation beyond recovery … or could it be Obama’s fault? Probably Obama’s fault. That guy did that thing with that thing that one time, it’s that.

  1. Hey hey Sindy, I think your block the UK switch accidentally also blocked Canada… or me at least… and while tea and crumpets are delicious i’d prefer the boobies.

    it also only blocks the main page tho it wasnt easy getting here šŸ˜€

  2. In my opinion , you all have the right to your opinions. But I feel that this blog always gets too political.
    Now for our beloved sindy, You have all rights since this is your space and site… personally I don’t agree with the people that say what they say about our USA.
    I believe a lot of people are brain washed and don’t seek the truth. The truth… funny thing… there is one truth… ALL politicians are evil and don’t care about anyone, all they want is money and power regardless where they are at. It’s period point blank statement. I believe that if someone goes into ā€œpoliticsā€ they should not be paid and need to be limited of their time in the politics. Period end of sentence. Politicians are the whole definition of ā€œdo as I say, don’t do as I doā€. Like it or not… there’s no perfect politician anywhere or at anytime. We all have to make do with our personal lives… because all are human and we are a speck in this life.

    1. “ALL politicians are evil” – hard disagree.
      “should not be paid / limited time in politics” – agree.
      “we are a speck” – aye, but a beautiful speck nonetheless.

  3. So, I’ve been doing my umptillionth STFW re-read, and I wanted to see if I could, well, limit my reaction to the porny-porny-porn-porn while still being engaged in the story. To appreciate the smut without diving into it head-first. So to speak.

    I thought about how therapy taught me to neutralize the excesses of reliving (rather than simply recalling) traumatic memories without erasing the memory itself. How I learned to reframe my reactions to my goof-ups without denying the mistake happened. Just being nicer to myself, really, but it goes way beyond that, to better mapping my reactions to the reality, to the context.

    I found myself wondering if I could somehow tone down the horny in the stories yet still feel something good?

    I first tried booze, as I have a small but curated liquor cabinet that is never used to “drown my sorrows”, but rather to celebrate and reward. While it worked initially, the more I read the less it worked and the less I was able to focus. Still, it was a step in the right direction.

    Tonight, I nailed it. So to speak. Nutella. When my libido rose, a pea-sized dollop of Nutella gave me a tiny mouthgasm that moved me through the moment. I’m most of the way through Lithium, and I still have lots of Nutella left! More to the point, I’m seeing the characters better because the lewd is affecting me slightly less.

    Seriously. Feeling the joy without being pulled away from the story is yet another way to appreciate the STFW universe.

    Though others may say I’m de-lewding myself.

  4. Armageddonger. Only here and only from SAJ. No place else like it.

    Too bad some of the “…but they all do it…” types don’t realize that all don’t do it. Must help them assuage their guilt and remorse. But the most distressing aspect of all of it — Brexit, Orban, Trump, Bibi — is the stupidity, indifference and ignorance of the general populace which allows it to happen.

    Human nature is most certainly a confused mess.

  5. Did a partially transparent overlay of the fully embedded wireframe on top of the rendered image. Interesting effect.

  6. Well the wire frame has some questions. Displacement for one. The bulging, even with the sited physical abilities, would produce considerable bulging. Aside from punching her lungs and hart. Too avoid the chance of stopping her hart the only way around it would be to have her bent her back so the said dick would raise the bulge so it slides over her ribs before complete insertion. Regardless it’s academic. I’ll stick with getting the head past the cervix and stretching the womb before withdrawing. Do that a couple of times the feelings are intense. Just a fond memory at 75 (last week) and suffering E.D. that is all that is left of that. Just saying.

  7. Wouldn’t the dong be compressed by the surrounding muscular sheath and be reduced significantly in size? This certainly appears to be the case in human studies I have seen in videos where small humans accept quite large appendages quite deeply, presumably for scientific reasons though I have not found the accompanying journal articles. The vagina has strength as well as elasticity, the compression is part of the joy of it for the dongdangler.

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