Sometimes I blog on high-brow topics, sometimes I go … the other way. This is the latter. Heck, the role of the jester is an important one, right? And in this case jester means cleavage, okay? Good. Glad we’re all on the same page.
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So here follows a few development renders for a particular character in a particular upcoming comic. Obviously I could go the bikini route, but honestly I don’t think that’s likely for this character – know what I mean? Bikinis are for kids to show off their new tiddies, real women tend to swim in more functional swimsuits … in my opinion. And yet I couldn’t quite bring myself to hide Mrs Archer’s assets completely, so this is me testing a zipper thingbob.
Lovely!
… so yes, it seems we are going MUSTARD this time around. We couldn’t do red (because of Pamela Anderson), we couldn’t do orange (because I don’t want to confuse the family tree by making dense people think this is Anna Smit who consistently references orange, and this is the Archer side of the family, right? Right! Perhaps I should release a family tree at some point to show how the timelines all match up), and I just don’t think green or blue really work in this case, despite her kids being togged-up in blue in comic 1. And white’s too boring, I want the comic to be full of colour and joy!
Ya mustards, ya relishes. Sensible, [neuro]spicy goodness.
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Nice. Very nice.
Chartreuse, maybe?
Zippers have such a wonderful versatility and can lead to suprisingly imaginative situations. Demure? Slutty? In-between? You bet.
What would happen if wile zipping up you had a boob escape causing a nip or areola to be caught in the zipper? Be as bad as a zipper catch of the crown of a cock.
Owee. And what is a CROWN of a cock, if I may? Do I want to know? Yowzer. Either way, no no no
Oh dear. You’ve added another surname to the mystery of the family, and Hilary (above) has reminded me that I’m old enough to immediately think of Alice Cooper “Flesh caught in Zipper”
Oh dear. You haven’t read Kinfolk or TRMFB – Archer’s one of the two established families that keep coming together – Archer and Smit – they then become Goodfellow (to hide the avuncular relationship of Kal and Anna) for Skybloom, which leads to Jack and Charlie’s surname Eleison (‘Mercy’) in Lithium – another name change to hide Karen’s escape from Earth. Smit and Archer though – there pretty much from the start